Some very bleak moments having little to do with the supernatural are what remain after Deliver Us From Evil wraps up, whether that is what director Scott Derrickson intended or not. Otherwise, this cop-horror-thriller-supernatural-jambalaya is nothing to write home about.
Centered on Sergeant Ralph Sarchie, played skilfully by Eric Bana (who knows better, really), the film leads us into the heart of darkness that is police work. Sarchie works the beat in New York, with his partner, played by Joel McHale (yes, of Community, and yes, it feels odd to have him in this role. I suspect he was cast based on arm circumference.) After a blip of a scene featuring soldiers in Iraq stalking into a cave and presumably uncovering some unspeakable evil (not so much is said, but does it have to be?), the film connects with Sarchie as he holds a dead baby found in a dumpster. Yikes. Sarchie tries to disconnect from his job, often overcome with anger and emotion. The entire film works to convince us of this fact, though this opening sequence does the trick without any dialogue, making some of the drama feel a little redundant.
Sarchie walks us through a day in the life, dumpster babies, domestic disputes, whackos running around the zoo, insect riddled corpses in possessed basements…..crucified cats. Something spooky is afoot, though Sergeant Scully doubts anything amiss beyond the evil of the people. The connection between all the craziness is a photo of three soldiers in Iraq. Familiar? They’ve all been dishonorably discharged for attacking a priest. What did they uncover far off in the sandy depths of darkness? (The Exorcist, anyone?).
In the role of rough around the edges Father Karras is Edgra Ramirez as Father Mendoza, a character with a deadpan attitude towards all things eveil, or perhaps it’s just Ramirez himself, trying to disconnect from this film. Mendoza stumbles into Sarchie’s path in an effort to help one of his whackos (a highly unnecessary character named Jane who serves mostly to stare buggy eyed at the camera and creep and crawl about in the shadows). The man of God meets the man without faith. Ah, the staht of a beautiful friendship (does my New Yawk accent translate?).
The pair, accompanied by McHale, who, at one point, gets held up on the stairs behind a stuck piano or something (what kind of gimmick is that?) investigate the soldiers and their craziness. This tale is spliced in with some cheap tricks of Sarchie’s family and the desperate creep out scenes of toys moving of their own accord and scratching sounds in his little girl’s bedroom. Wife Olivia Munn is projects her own anxieties and is certain that lil Susie is just expressing her need for her Daddy to come home, no help there. Poor gal is stuck in her haunted bedroom waiting for the film’s finale.
And it comes with a tired exorcism scene that offers little that we haven’t seen before. The power of Christ compels you, spooky overlapping voices, Latin, yaddah yaddah. Toss in the constantly flickering lights, because, of course, lights don’t work in the presence of evil, and you’ve got a nice little cliche stew.
So, to summarize, a trio of soldiers uncover SOMETHING, bring it home to New York, pass it on to a handful of people, inspire weird scratching fits, Latin graffiti, poltergeist like toy animation, and bone smashing suicides. Why? Who knows? By what exactly? Who knows? How does Sarchie seem to have this ‘radar’ for evil? Pfft, no answers on that one. The film stirs up a story that might have a few creepy images (yes, Jane crawling towards the screen spattered with blood and the sudden, jarring jump scares that pop up from time to time are unnerving) but falls flat with shockingly little depth. In the grand scheme of maniacal goings on in New York on a day to day basis, this small handful of weirdos seems to be pretty minor. I mean, for god’s sake, we’ve already found a baby in a dumpster and heard the tale of a child molester and killer who dumps a little girl in a garbage can. These stories might linger, but the possession tale feels less than original, and the junction with the haunted kid feels like a far reach to try and incorporate the kind of cheap horror tricks that sell a film in the previews.
Life Lessons:
1. Get an office job, police work seems less than fun.
2. Buy LED lightbulbs.
3. Do not buy into ‘based on a true story’. Do your own research.
4. Don’t marry a cop. He’ll be out all night, leaving your house susceptible to spookiness.
5. People are strange.