I went into this low budget horror from director Sean Mcgarry expecting to disappointed, much like all the other recent low budget films I’ve seen. Somehow, this film managed to compile all the grit and charm, annoying characters and terrible acting of 80’s B movies with A for effort special ‘effects’ to create a hilariously fun ride.
Hallows’ Eve (2013) centers on a young girl named Eve. Eve stutters and is inexplicably the butt of a clan of local kids’ fiery rage. They chase her and chuck pumpkin goop at her, which leads to a confusing tractor accident, which somehow leads to some horrific facial scarring.
Cut to the future. Eve is still a weirdo. Her family runs some sort of haunted house/farm/corn maze ordeal and repeatedly invites the evil local kids who bullied Eve to participate in the festivities. Those annoying youngsters have all grown up to be thoroughly annoying teens. They wander about the farm aimlessly, getting high, making out and getting in fights. One boy has an extremely out of place hallucination about witches chanting something about innards and pigs flying. Eventually, this clan of kids begins to get picked off. This is where the fun begins.
In a rapidly escalating set of murders, we watch semi POV, as the hooded killer bashes heads, slashes throats and drills eyeballs. The effects are nearly laughable, but the amount of blood and attempted gore used comes off more as endearing than pathetic. The death scenes felt a little like a horror movie Tarantino would’ve created when he was 14. You just can’t help but shout along with the screechy score, What?! What is this now?? Are you kidding me??
The acting (‘led’ by actress Danielle Harris, who I know only from Zombie’s ‘recreation’ of Halloween), is sub par, but aside from the opening scene with young kids, isn’t distractingly bad. The fact that the characters are largely unnamed and unexplained and entirely moronic and annoying proves to be a bit off putting, but it does tend to make their deaths that much more embraceable. The story (what story?) makes no damn sense,and the scenes are primarily disjointed. The dialogue sounds like it was created by a roomful of drunk monkeys and a set of malfunctioning typewriters. There are almost no redeemable qualities in this one.
Almost. Except that campy, over the top, nonsensical, clearly low budget gore. Those splatter moments carry a SleepAway Camp charm, a sense that someone had great intentions but couldn’t get the idea off the ground. You can’t help but laugh amiably as an eyeball spins on a blood soaked drill, or as some very questionable looking intestines come spluttering out of what seemed to be a small stab wound. Heads are chopped, pretty young things impaled, and what would a horror film be without a little chainsaw action?? This movie is a mess, but it’s a fun mess, as long as you don’t go in expecting polished, clean, or even lucid. Enjoy the corn syrup, kiddos!